foodtrucker:

Seeing hot people on public transport is one of life’s sweet sorrows

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carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick

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therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

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jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

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larrystylinsonpiercestheveil:

niallscum:

On a scale of 1 to 10 how disappointed are you

2,000,000

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addictedtopunsandpizza:

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
SCREW THIS SHOW IM SO DONE
EVERYTHING HURTS AND IM NOT OKAY
*crying forevermore*

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satans-nipples:

i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

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nope:

don’t ignore me i’m kinda cute

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vvorldwideweb:

education?? more like beducation!!! h aha i wnat to sleep,.„

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